Traveling down the road of life,
I stop and smell the air.
It stinks of all the fertilizer,
Like a big old county fair.
 
It even only has one cloud,
That hangs a little lows.
But you can bet your life it is,
The sweetest place I knows.
 
Traveling down the road of life,
I see a big old cat.
It sits around and eats all day,
No wonder it's so fat.
 
It even only has one eye,
That never quite does close.
But you can bet your life it is,
The sweetest cat I knows.
 
Traveling down the road of life,
I swerve across the lane.
One gun pointed at my heart,
The other at my brain.
 
I even only had one love,
That had all her toes.
But you can bet your life it was,
The sweetest life I knows.